i can;t stop laughing bye bye shindou
Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER
First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ
THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?
Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??
who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly
THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE
WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES
ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP
ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE
Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression
Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?
AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON
HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???
dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized
I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????
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this post just gets better and better
i slept for 17 hours jfc… actually i might have needed that because my throat really hurt yesterday and i feel a hell of a lot less sick
sammy and i just played silent hill downpour for like 11.5 hours or something and i only slept like 2 or 3 hours last night and im exhausted hahahahahahahahaha. yes best idea going to sammy’s at 8am to play sh and then come home at 8pm. no, it was a lot of fun. but god i just wanna go sleep forever now
tomorrow sammy and i are gunna hang and play silent hill and i’m gunna meet her puppy belle and we may or may not make a second attempt and tenma and tsurugi reading fanfiction (except books about soccer written by children). idk though (istillhatemyvoice) (at least i wouldn’t be sniffling every goddamn five seconds like in that other attempted„ more like tenma reads fanfic while tsurugi hacks up a lung and also we argue for 2 minutes about who was saying that one line because they didn’t start a new paragraph when new people spoke like you’re supposed to.)
e u e i’m gunna make sammy play downpour though so that’s good.
i clicked on photoshop and these files were open but i don’t remember what the context was…